What a pity. Somewhere in the vast expanse of the internet, a rumour took flight—one so peculiar that it could only have been born in the fevered imagination of someone who still believed fairy tales could come true somewhere other than the pages of a storybook. The rumour, as it spread, suggested that zebras were being considered for domestication. That they might be captured, tamed, and put to work carrying water or reporting for donkey duty.

One can almost hear the collective groan of every zebra in Kenya. Apparently, the magic word was “clickbait.”

Let us be clear: wild means wild. Zebras are not donkeys in striped pyjamas. They are not horses in need of a better publicist. They are wild animals, perfectly adapted to the savannah, the bush, and the open plains, not to a harness, a yoke, or a 9-to-5 job. The very idea that such a misconception should reside at all elicits a sigh for the whole of humanity. It is like wandering into the third act of a play and realising you have missed the entire plot.

When spoken in quick succession, the words “domesticated” and “zebra” have the power of an incantation; one that summons images of absurdity. Can you imagine a zebra pulling a cart? Or standing patiently while being fitted with zebra shoes? The mind boggles. Zebras have not applied to KWS to change species. They have not submitted a formal request to trade their stripes for a shed, barn, stable or feed bucket. They are content with their lot: roaming free, grazing on grass, and occasionally photobombing safari vehicles.

Technology is all very well and good, but it comes with the unfortunate proviso of being used to peddle misinformation. In this case, the rumour machine whirred into action, and before anyone could say, “artificial intelligence,” the internet had decided that zebras were the new donkeys. It is a testament to the power of the digital age, and a cautionary tale about the importance of factchecking before sharing.

We at KWS have taken a vow of prudence when it comes to such matters. Our position is clear: wildlife belongs in the wild. Zebras and other wildlife must never be captured, tamed, or used for domestication. They are not commodities to be exploited but living creatures with a right to exist free from human interference. Landowners and communities with wildlife on their land can instead help protect them by establishing private or community conservancies registered by KWS. Let donkeys be properly cared for, zebras keep their stripes, and Kenya’s wildlife remain wild.

So, the next time you hear a rumour about a zebra applying for a job or a lion considering a career change, take it with a large pinch of salt. The truth, whilst probably not as titillating, is far more inspiring: Kenya’s wildlife is thriving, protected, and wild. Which is exactly how it should be.

Should you encounter wildlife on your land and need guidance, call our 24/7, toll-free number on 0800 597 000. We are here to help, not to domesticate.

To support KWS conservation efforts and help us protect Kenya’s wildlife, visit https://kwspay.ecitizen.go.ke/donate